What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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