Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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A shark ate your mom

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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