A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Womens rights

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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