A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Amazing

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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