- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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