- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Ron Paul for President!

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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