- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

"Knock knock" Come in!

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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