- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Sammi suck kyles chode

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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