A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Jeff

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Adele walks into the stables

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