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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Republicans

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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identical jokes get different votes.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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