Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

long in the tooth!

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Guess what? Bananas

jibby jobby

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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