- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Tough crowd tonight...

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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