- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

lol

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

u suck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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