It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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womens rights

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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im at school

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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A kid has no friends.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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