What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Where is my tractor?

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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