you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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whats forever alone me

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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