Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Har har hey

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George Bush.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Anti Joke

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