- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What is older than history?

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

purple pickles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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