- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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