- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Black people stink of shite!

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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