- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

i just wrote this so hard

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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