Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

this website even though its hilarious.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Your text.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

snooki

this is not a joke. jks

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