im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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