- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Justin Bieber

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Loner.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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