What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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