- Anti Joke

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

I can count to potato.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.