- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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