- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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