Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

12 in general

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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