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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Knock Know! Come in!

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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