Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Jaden McMichael

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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