- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

You see how lame this is?

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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