what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Anti Joke

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