How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Anti Joke

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