what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Justin Bieber.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Anti Joke

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