Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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