What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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find the meme 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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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170

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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