- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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