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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.