What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What's the deal with brown?

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

like most people my age. im 27

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Women have the right to vote.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

2 + 2 = 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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