What's the capital of Ohio? O

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Woman rights.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Banana Hamock.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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