- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

So a seal walks into a club..

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Get off my porch.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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