- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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