What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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This is not a joke

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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