- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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