- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

I'd like to make a withdraw

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

a man said hi.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

A black person walks out of KFC

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