- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Because she has down's syndrome

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Cripples are lame.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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