- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

yes... that's the joke

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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