How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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