Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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PATHETIC

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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